I shacked up in a simple ' hotel ' for a couple of days. There was no room service. As a matter of fact we had to service the rooms!
After the morning drill, the mental exercises started.
How are you finding your stay with us, asked the host.
Hard floor, no hot water, early wake up calls, I said..
Grasshopper, said my host, it's all in the mind..
Me, ' grasshopper ' ?
He looked at me and started laughing. I laughed and clicked.