I want to buy a camera...

[monza]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d76D9V81NvA

 

[Diane B]

What can I say. :ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL:

 

[Guy Mancuso]

HELP someone please call a ambulance I'm on the floor laughing so hard i can't get up..

The scary thing Robert I know this is not far from the truth and that is just downright scary.:ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL:

 

[jonoslack]

We can't see it in the UK

 

[Terry]

Robert ..... Well done. Bravo! Hopefully, this was not from one of your conversations with a forum member! :ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL:

 

[monza]

Jono, try this:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7304689/

 

[Ben Rubinstein]

After that 24-105L was um, ruined, I've got one for sale on the B&S part of the forum...

 

[monza]

Robert ..... Well done. Bravo! Hopefully, this was not from one of your conversations with a forum member!

Ha! No, I'd have to write a different script for forum sales...just kidding.

This does stretch things a bit in terms of retail store sales, but not as far as one might think!

 

[Terry]

Ha! No, I'd have to write a different script for forum sales...just kidding.

You mean like this:

How many are you getting
Where am I on the wait list
When are you getting stock
How come Amazon has it and you don't
How come B&H has it in stock and you don't
I'm impatient.
Can you hand deliver it

 

[Godfrey]

way way way too close to reality. :-o

 

[monza]

Yes Terry, those and some along these lines:

'Please send me the tracking number'
'I ordered at 7pm can you ship it today?'

And this one is always fun : HAHA

'Why do you have just the kits and not the body only'

 

[Terry]

And this one is always fun : HAHA

'Why do you have just the kits and not the body only'

Duh - to sell more expensive stuff to the impatient people

 

[jonoslack]

Jono, try this:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7304689/

Thanks Robert - sounds like me at Warehouseexpress.com
:ROTFL:

 

[Cindy Flood]

:ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL:

 

[tokengirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d76D9V81NvA

That was filmed with a 5DMkII at my local camera store. I saw it with my own two eyes. :ROTFL:

 

[Don Libby]

I'm sitting in a lobby in Jackson hotel laughing my head off and people are looking at me and running away...

I've gotten telephone calls asking the same dim-whitted questions and I don't evern sell camera gear.

Thanks for sharing!

Don

 

[helenhill]

Can You post the video
for the lunatics who buy 'screwmounts' ...'barnacks'
:toocool:

 

[Arjuna]

a couple of others:

editor vs. photographer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2KbQsdj5VY&feature=related

Cinematography with a 7D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arGzXbxkTC4&feature=player_embedded

 

[tokengirl]

And one for the wedding photographers:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5432981/

 

[fotografz]

And one for the wedding photographers:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5432981/

Oh my goodness ... I've actually heard every one of those ... no joke.

Real story: Last minute Bride shows up at my studio in a beat up 10 year old Honda, cries a river about costs while pulling pockets inside out. Chisels down the price to bare bones, which I accept since I had the day open anyway ... better to shoot than sit on my fat principles all day.

Arrive at the mammoth gilded reception site, 400 guests, 20 piece big band with 4 singers, flowers like I've never seen before ... B&G arrive in Groom's Bentley.

Should have noticed the Bride's 2+ carat diamond engagement ring at the interview. My bad.

-Marc