What are you shooting? Can I take a look?
Let me have a go and show you how it's done.
Hmm, lets check it at 100% for focus.
Your composition was rubbish! Lets shift left a bit, down 2 degrees. There!
I think that it needs 2 minutes at f/11 at ISO 140. I'll dial that in.
Mirror up, Click! Watch and weep big boy!
That Praying Mantis showed me no respect!