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    Best M9 Titanium review ever! NSFW

    I was peeing myself when I read this review of the M9 Titanium on Amazon.com:

    "5.0 out of 5 stars Image Quality Impeccable, Life Quality Drastically Declined, July 13, 2011

    By Dr. Duke Fantastic - See all my reviews

    In my circle of friends, we're always trying to out do each other in every aspect of our lives whether it be who can get the hottest women or who bought the most hotels in Monopoly. When my buddies took up photography, naturally, I must also take it up. It started out innocent, a group of friends hanging out shooting pictures, show boating their Canons and Nikons. If one of us had a nice midrange, the other had to have a highend and another would get the flagship models even though none of us were good at it. Finally, someone in the group had the audacity to max out their credit cards on a Hasselblad H4D. Being that your junk is only as big as your pride (by junk, I mean penis), I sold my mobile home, my car, one of my daughters, and a whole lot of garage sales later, I got my hands on this baby, the Leica M9 Titan. Let me tell you something something, I really do suck at photography, but with this range finder, I was shooting pictures comparable to Peter Lik and the likes. No need to know anything about aparature (sp?), shutter speed or IOS or any of that fancy smanchie stuff, just point and shoot and marvel at the crisp quality and creamy bokeh!

    Unfortunately, my wife took what's left of our children and is staying at her mom's (my mother in-law) after the bank took the rest of our stuff. No matter, as long as I have this pair of pants I've been wearing for the last couple months, my trusty camera and my bottles of Xanax and Cialis, I'm content poppin' pills and snappin' pics. I may not have anything to live for anymore but "my camera is still nicer than yours.""
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    Re: Best M9 Titanium review ever! NSFW

    Hah! That got by the screeners?!? LOL
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    LOL

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    I was laughing so much my wife came in the room to see if I was OK!!! Whoever wrote that is a comic genius. "I sold my mobile home, my car, one of my daughters, and a whole lot of garage sales later, I got my hands on this baby, the Leica M9 Titan." Priceless!!!

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    This line is kinda cracking really "I may not have anything to live for anymore but "my camera is still nicer than yours.""

    Well done to the author of this!

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    Re: Best M9 Titanium review ever! NSFW

    I lost interest at the mention of Peter Lik.
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    LOL. Hits all the right points, doesn't it?
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    Re: Best M9 Titanium review ever! NSFW

    Hehehe. Awesome.

    That crazy Sigma bazooka has some interesting comments (and user photos) as well.

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