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    Joke for today :) (Has NOTHING to do with photography!)

    MY NAME IS ALICE MILLER AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY GRAMMAR SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40 ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SCHOOL . "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, "IN 1967." "WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT
    ***, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,

    "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

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    Re: Joke for today :) (Has NOTHING to do with photography!)

    well done!
    I have a 25th reunion this year....should be sort of interesting.

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    Re: Joke for today :) (Has NOTHING to do with photography!)

    Spring chicken , I can't add that far back. LOL /Hint 75
    Photography is all about experimentation and without it you will never learn art.

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